Baby Bennie's Big Broadcast #1
"Howdy thar folks!
Looks like ya dun stumbled upon another one of them so called Tuesday Updates!
Sorry to say but, yer lil' porn artist friend is out of town so yer gunna have to git yer updates from me fer the time being! Welcome to Baby Bennie's BIG Broadcast!"
"For the next few weeks I'll be teaching yall how to survive in the swamp, startin' with sum fishin' and then sum huntin' and who knows, maybe even a lil' fuckin' if yer lucky! Stop on by folks!" -Baby Bennie